TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE THE BEST CPA
   

10.     Has trouble distinguishing between the numbers 6 & 9.

  9.     Repeatedly asks you, "I can deduct this, right?"

  8.     Allows you to deduct pets as dependents.

  7.     Demands that you call him the "Una-ccountant".

  6.     Has to take his shoes off, rub his head, or play with his tie for the real hard questions.

  5.     Has written in red across your tax return to the IRS - "FIRST OFFER."

  4.     Advises to put all your money into British cattle futures or in the mattress.

  3.     Still not sure what he wants to be when he grows up.

  2.     You tell your friend your accountant is "that guy down the street."

  1.     Overheard him say, "Those computers are just a passing fad."